"I've been sober three weeks now. I'm pretty sure I've hit my lowest low and I don't want to go there ever again. It helped me re-focus my life. The event was I missed eleven out of eleven on the fractions quiz. You might get to the third or fourth degree in the Junior Order of the Free and Accepted Millwrights of Fowlerville with C's and D's, but you aren't gonna get to the thirty-third degree."
Will Gus complete his mission, transporting the psychic jewel to the drop point, or will cult assassins cut him down in the prime of his elementary school years? Listen to "Francis Gives Gus the Finger," Chapter One of the five part cliffhanger series "My Terrifying, Dry Warrior" to find out!
Written and read by Rob Northrup. "Francis Gives Gus the Finger" is the sixth story of the Dungeons and Dayjobs podcast, and it's Chapter One of the five part serial "My Terrifying, Dry Warrior."
Music at the beginning and end is a slowed version of "Hot Lips" by Bill Brown and His Brownies, which I believe is in the public domain.
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